| 09 August 2010
That's right folks; Favre Dollar Footlongs is unretired!
After speaking it over with a lot of friends and family members I came to the conclusion that I made a rash assessment of the situation and I just can't leave the blogging world.
It's all I know, It's all I love. I just can't give the game up.
I can give this stupid gimmick up though. Sorry for those of you who actually fell for my "retirement" and for those who were happy to see me go, but Favre Dollar Footlongs is here to stay.
There were many that were unsure or who guessed right initially that it was all a prank, but I definitely got some of you. I'd say I'm sorry for lying to you, but that's just a lie in itself.
Did you really think I was about to leave with the football season right around the corner?
It's my favorite time of the year.
It did feel nice to hear the people who were sad to see me go, but I couldn't leave. I got a lot more in me, from compelling columns, to rants about the sports world, and maybe I'll even attend Blogs with Balls 4 just so I can rip on all those losers again who I'm sure will be back and brown nosing to the fullest.
So keep coming back to Favre Dollar Footlongs and enjoy some inspiring columns that you'll either love or hate, but ones that will always make you think a little.
I guess the moral of my shenanigans is that you just never know the truth in the sports world until you see it. It doesn't matter if it's on The Mort Report or Schefter's Tweets, you just can never be certain.
Everyone jumped to conclusions early last week with the Favre "retirement" talk. There were plenty who didn't fall for it, but it made us talk about it for a couple days.
Some people wonder why ESPN would run with a story like that with no viable sources? I think the answer is pretty obvious.
